don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch


requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon


My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other


dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot


i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

    me:I'm so cute
    me 15 mins later:I hate myself