condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

officialwhitegirls:

requirements for dating me:

- blue eyes
- white
- be a dragon

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

censers:

i just really need someone who’ll make my life interesting

    me:I'm so cute
    me 15 mins later:I hate myself